shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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