This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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