Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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