Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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