Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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