scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This baby is an asshole
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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