I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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