Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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