What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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