You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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