whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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