So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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