Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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