you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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