it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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