Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
