Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize