Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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