There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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