i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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