just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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