I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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