why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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