Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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