hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize