Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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