as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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