So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
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have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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