why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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