Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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