I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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