I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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