I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I understand Curling. That high.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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