But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We had to coat check the pizza.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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