What a fucking waste of an outfit
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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