Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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