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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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