Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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