there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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