singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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