I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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