According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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