hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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