You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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