? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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