Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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