I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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