also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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