Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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