We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
