it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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