i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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