Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
How external is "for external use only"?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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