Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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