doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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