Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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