We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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