Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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