8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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