My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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